The pacing is plodding, laborious and agonizingly slow, approaching catastrophes and minutia with the same monotonous invariability. It perfectly matches the tone, which remains melancholy and lackluster throughout, regardless of the events. The characters undergo a similar transformation – one absent of highs and lows. A few details make the relationships between the roles slightly more complex, but this ultimately leads nowhere. By the end, a certain resolve is found by the King family, but not by the audience. With a story so unhurried and characters that arouse little sympathy, it’s difficult to find satisfaction - it’s just hard to care.
An unusually poetic narration by Matt (this guy should be a writer!), distracting dialogue, dysfunctional family introspection and retrospection, and humor derived from the comedy relief of Sid (Nick Krause as the funniest character), or the inherent awkwardness between young and old conversing and the considerable differences in the interpretations of grief, give the story content but not quality. The realistically examined themes of real world revenge, closure, devotion to heritage, and taking things for granted simply don’t have the emotional attachment necessary to make a small film about inconsequential ideas ring true. Fortunately, the acting is commendable all around (nominations won’t elude Clooney). At least audiences will believe the characters are authentically coping with the various issues (and King’s wealth doesn’t interfere with his motif of assuming the problems of the everyman), even if the film’s substance doesn’t amount to much.
- The Massie Twins



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