Open Season
 
         
   
Genre: Action/Adventure, Comedy, Kids/Family and Animation
Running Time: 1 hr. 40 min.
Release Date: September 29th, 2006
MPAA Rating: PG for some rude humor, mild action and brief lanuage.
Director: Jill Culton, Roger Allers, Anthony F. Stacchi
Actors: Martin Lawrence, Ashton Kutcher, Gary Sinise, Debra Messing
 
         
"It's a shame none of this added up to a decent cartoon."
   
 
             
 
Theatrical
5/10
 
DVD
N/A
 
Blu-ray
N/A
 
             
 
 
If I learned anything from "Open Season," it's that it's no fun being a wild animal. They have to deal with unpleasant elements everyday, such as predators and weather. Once every year, they have to protect themselves from ruthless hunters, each one looking for a new animal head to stuff and mount on the wall. In this case, it's even worse for rabbits. Not only do they have to worry about predators, weather, and hunters, they have to endure daily physical abuse, as well. There are many moments in this film when cute little bunnies are used for unsavory purposes; they're thrown at windows, used as towels, and even thrown at opponents in a game called Bunny Fight. It was darkly humorous at first, but after a while it became disturbing. I couldn't help but wonder if the rabbits were getting some kind of psychological payoff: they take each and every blow without even flinching (come to think of it, they don't even speak). What child would want to watch such unflattering violence, especially when the recipient seems to be enjoying it?

This is but one of many questions I asked myself while watching this movie. It was a somewhat amusing cartoon, but it also seemed tired and worn out, as if it were telling a story that's been told a thousand times before. It can be argued that the same can be said for many other family-friendly films. To some extent, that would be correct: these kinds of stories (cartoons especially) tend to make use of traditional characters and predictable outcomes in order to be more appealing. Most of the time it isn't bothersome, even if the end result can be seen a mile away. However, such flaws are a little too prominent in "Open Season," and that made watching it more of a sedating experience than an exhilarating one.

It tells the story of Boog (Martin Lawrence), a pampered bear who lives with his owner, Beth (Debra Messing) in a remote mountain town. She's an adult scout who trains him to perform in front of a small cheering crowd, which usually involves him sitting an a unicycle. This isn't to say that he finds this degrading. Quite the opposite; he loves the life he's living, especially since it means being well-fed, sleeping on a soft bed every night, and having someone to sing him to sleep ("The Teddy Bear's Picnic" no less). But then his world is turned upside down when he meet Elliot (Ashton Kutcher), whose first seen tied to the hood of a truck, apparently dead. When he comes to, he realizes that he was hit by that same truck, and it resulted in the loss of one of his antlers ("I'm half a doe, half a buck," he says. "I'm a duck!")

After Boog sets Elliot free, he returns to Beth's house in an attempt to free Boog from captivity. The plan backfires; the two are caught after they break into a convenience store and run amok. Things continue to get worse when they meet again at one of Boog's performances. Feeling angry and betrayed for being put in a dangerous situation, Boog lashes out at Elliot. Unfortunately for the crowd, it looks as if an angry bear is ripping a harmless deer to shreds. Such an outburst forces Beth to release Boog back into the wild. For protection, he's placed high in the mountains, away from the dangerous hunting grounds. (It should be noted here that at this point in the story, open season is only two days away.)
 
 
 
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Once he realizes he's been dumped in the woods, Boog focuses only on trying to get back home. However, he quickly realizes that he's completely unprepared for the outside world; his sense of direction is lousy, his fish-hunting skills are minimal, and he just has to have access to a toilet as opposed to a bush. He's also unable to climb trees, not because he's physically incapable, but because a band of militant Scottish squirrels led by McSquizzy (Billy Connolly) refuse to let him. For whatever reason, they claim that they own all the trees in the forest. Such nasty little buggers; they certainly never give anyone a chance to explain their situation. On more than one occasion, they resort to assaulting trespassers with a barrage of pinecones and nuts.

That alone is pretty trying for Boog. If there's to be any hope for a successful journey, he has no choice but to rely on Elliot, who claims to know the way back to town. Little do they know that the film's villain is hot on their trail. His name is Shaw (Gary Sinise), an incredibly creepy, trigger-happy hunter who has a vendetta against Boog for setting Elliot free. He quickly becomes less of a typical villain and more of a horrific paranoid psychotic. Basically, he blames Boog for turning the animals against him and for disrupting the "natural order" of things. Here's a character that does the movie more harm than good; younger audiences will probably be scared of him. And rightfully so. There's a scene when Boog stumbles into his cabin during a dark rainstorm. The inside is a genuine house of horrors, with chairs made of antlers and decapitated animal heads mounted on the wall.

As the film progresses, Boog and Ellliot meet several animal characters, all of which were properly introduced but then left alone, such as a duo of female skunks, a group of New Yorker-ish beavers, a pair of French ducks, and a porcupine with a high-pitched voice. An especially enigmatic character was Giselle (Jane Krakowski); a love triangle is hinted at, one that involved her, Elliot, and Ian (Patrick Warburton), a competitive buck that doesn't take kindly to either Elliot or Boog. Even for a kid's film, this subplot was underdeveloped; we know that Elliot was told to leave the herd and never return, but we're never told why. Ultimately, the idea fell flat, as if the writers had no idea what to do with these characters.

Some saving graces include a couple of funny lines and circumstances. Here's an example: because Boog isn't used to sleeping outdoors, he asks Elliot to sing "The Teddy Bear's Picnic." Elliot doesn't know the words, so he decides to make them up as he goes. He sings, "Once there was a magical elf who lived in a rainbow tree / He lived downstairs from a flatulent dwarf who constantly had to pee." I don't know why I liked this scene; the humor is low grade, if even necessary. Still, it was funny. So was the moment when the rabbits stare up at a group of exploding cars; they chant, "Ooooh ... aaaah," as their sunglasses reflect immense fireballs.

It's a shame none of this added up to a decent cartoon. "Open Season" tries, and I definitely give it credit for that. But I'm afraid I can't recommend it. This isn't to say that I hate the film; I don't hate it at all. I don't even dislike it. However, I don't think that it's worth paying to see, either. It's interesting that I feel this way; a number of animated films have been released this year, all of which I've enjoyed. Maybe I'm jaded. Maybe it's too much too soon. Or maybe I have problems with insane hunters and masochistic rabbits. But whatever the reason, I'm urging families to delay embracing it until it's release on DVD. At least then, I don't have to worry about noisy children running up and down the theater aisles.

- Chris Pandolfi
 
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